I didn't work out this week, as I was too busy coughing up bits of green goo and taking the kind of sick day that you pay for later by working 2 of the 3 days other people labeled a "holiday weekend," but I did manage to write something. Not for this blog, but for an old pal, the newly remodeled DatingIsWeird.com.
In it, I confess that I committed the only unforgivable crime. I dated a cop.
Don't worry, I've already washed my own mouth out with soap.