"So, what did you say about the rapture at work?"
"What, really? No one brought it up?"
"No, and I'm not going to. That would be a really quick way to get fired."
"Oh, come on. You could have just said, like, 'Hey, probably won't see you all Monday, eh?'"
"Right. Add in a 'I mean, I'll probably still be around. I'll hold the place down.' That is one valuable point I did not think to put on my resume. 'Definitely won't be called back in case of Rapture.'"